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Today in the News..

Posted on August 7, 2009 at 9:57 AM

Feeling better, but still off work, so I had a look at MSN for some interesting news:-

THE ACTOR FROM THE GOVERNMENT'S SWINE FLU ADVERT HAS SWINE FLU. Not really very exciting, as by government statistics we will al have had it by the end of the year anyway.

GREEK GIRL SETS FIRE TO BRITISH TOURIST. A 26 year old poured her drink over an amorous Brit and set him alight. If he was acting like many of the yobs going abroad he probably deserved it.

WOMAN SET TO MARRY A FAIRGROUND RIDE. A 33 year old church warden in America (where else?) has fallen for an 80 foot gondola ride plans to marry it. She's been in love with the ride for the last 20 years, and has ridden it 3000 times. She even carries it nuts around with her. I know some women who'd like to do that to their husbands.

POLICE PROBING MISSING BEAVER IN SCOTLAND. Add your own comments below.

Life is so exciting.

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