RADBOURNISMS

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WHAT IS A RADBOURNISM????

A long time ago,                

in a galaxy far far away ....

                (well, actually it was about 20 years ago in Aylsham, Norfolk, UK, but I like the Star Wars opening better)

I was at this party when two friends introduced me to a friend of theirs. "And this is Michael Radbourne.." This person gave me a strange look, as if I wasn't really mentally fit to be in a room with her, and walked off. I never saw her again. My friends explained that when they had said something funny, or strange, or both, in front of her, they told her it was a Radbournism, the sort of thing I would have said in that situation. They then laughed amongst themselves.

A Radbournism is therefore:-

  1. Something funny you said which someone else would have said had they been there (humour by proxy), or;
  2. A good excuse for laughing amongst yourself, or;
  3. Something which shows you are a bit eccentric, or insane

Look out for Radbournisms, in a dictionary near you soon!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Radbournism!

  1. Radbournism can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  2. Radbournism is 984 feet tall.
  3. If you lace Radbournism from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Radbournism!
  5. US gold coins used to say 'In Radbournism we trust'.
  6. Radbournism can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  7. If you kiss Radbournism for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  8. To check whether Radbournism is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Radbournism will sink, and fresh Radbournism will float.
  9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Radbournism and compline!
  10. The fingerprints of Radbournism are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
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